Patrick Cornbill is an author, humorist and comedian. I retired from the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) after 25 years, 100 disaster deployments and three heart attacks. My first job with FEMA was conducting outreach in disaster-affected communities and in my last five years I served as a Federal Coordinating Officer, designated by the President of the United States to represent the federal government and lead federal disaster response and recovery operations in areas the President declares to be major federal disasters. Now I am semi-retired, and I write and perform humor and satire about heart attacks and disasters.